Spoiler. You’ve been warned.
“Fucking Basilisk. I saw it weeks ago and I’m STILL pissed that everyone dies. They should just warned the viewer that it’s just a fucking ninja remake of romeo & juliet.
THEY DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO DIE IN THE END! THEY COULD’VE JUST WALKED AWAY!”
And the punchline:
“You’ve seen too many Hollywood films.”